sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

N

wolfgangamadeusphoenix:

girls are beautiful and lovely i thank the lord for girls every day

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

jaclcfrost:

"you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

Anonymous: Why don't you like faking it 

typical:

Because people do not fake being gay for popularity or attention. If you get any attention from it, it’s the hate that comes along with it. The amount of ridicule there is for being gay. They’re posting a message that people fake being gay because it is to get popular when in reality, people who are gay have a fear of coming out because of the hatred from others, the judgment from others, the judgment for themselves. The whole fucking thing is so stupid and they’re just going to make people look at the lgbt community in a negative way now.

Sunday, April 20 with 24 notes

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT